Everyone else is doing this, so:

I write like
David Foster Wallace
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I put in the first chapter of TABOTD.  I actually did this last week, and it came up as Dan Brown.  I was too ashamed to post it then, and just tried again.
I like Dan Brown, [...]

The world is insane.  One of the horrible things unleashed by random killers like John Patrick Bedell, Joe Stack, or Amy Bishop is that it defines insanity in terms of “killing people.”  Of course these people have all had a psychotic breakdown, but collectively the culture is having a psychotic break , which does not [...]