Dan Brown writes at a third grade level.  That also doesn’t matter.  All of the reviewers making fun of Dan Brown’s writing are overlooking the main purpose of a Dan Brown novel – the subject.  The Lost Symbol is a seriously transgressive book, as was The Da Vinci Code.  Putting aside the reality of the [...]

Everyone else is doing this, so:

I write like
David Foster Wallace
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I put in the first chapter of TABOTD.  I actually did this last week, and it came up as Dan Brown.  I was too ashamed to post it then, and just tried again.
I like Dan Brown, [...]